Tuesday, 23 April 2013

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TEACHER : Okay class, our lesson for today is Salman Khan education. What is Sexuality ?

PEDRO : Ako mam! Ako mam!

TEACHER : Okay, Pedro, What is Sexuality?

PEDRO : Sexuality is our lesson for today….


Still can't sleep ... but after my obsessive stalking I am probably just going to close my facebook account. I saw a few things that made me happy but way too much bullshit. It may have to wait till after class.


So I finally finished my final paper for class. I'm tired and stoked at the same time.
I get two weeks off before I start up again, with the next class in my journey to my doctorate. Slow long process but I am looking forward to it. I have a busy schedule next semester, with my class, and teaching two classes. Plus, I am working also. whew. So much for seeing Deborah Isadora Hoffman-Wade and the kids......


Dont forget people next Wednesday 1 May 2013 @ 5:45pm TheGROOVE is starting back up at Belconnen Scout Hall Beissel Street Belconnen first 2 classes free and from the on only $10.00 a class WOWSA :) - aim to be there about 5:30/5:40 to sign in and to be ready to start dancing at 5:45. If your after a FUN alternative to being healthy and active then THIS IS THE CLASS FOR YOU go on give it a try I DARE YOU! Phone or text me - Mel on 0419 654 944 for further info and to confirm :)
See YOU on the DANCEFloor!


simply teach you how to perform simple Math Operations in Visual Basic .NET. This part of the language is really dry and boring but once you know the basics you can move onto the more advanced subjects.
Code

Public Class Form1

Private Sub Button1_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Button1.Click
MessageBox.Show(20 + 5)
MessageBox.Show(20 - 5)
MessageBox.Show(20 * 5)
MessageBox.Show(20 / 5)
End Sub

End Class


classroom me 29% Students ye
sochte he ke
"Agar ye fan Girega to Kispe
Girega " :P
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And Baaki 71% Students ye
sochte he ke "Agar Yaha Terrorist Attack ho to me
pure class ko kese
bacha lu." :P :D


Shot out to my teacher for assigning my class with a test for tomorrow. Because of you I'm up at 1:24am. Thanks!!


Classroom me 29% Students ye sochte he ke
"Agar ye fan Girega to Kispe Girega "
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And Baaki 71% Students yesochte he ke "Agar
Yaha Terrorist Attack ho to me pure class ko kese
bacha lu." :P:*


Tango Workshops

Offered by Daniela and Pedro while in El Paso. Importantly, you may also want to coordinate a small group for a group private class.

Authentic Argentine Tango Workshops
Join us for a phenomenal weekend of Tango

PEDRO ARANDIA & DANIELA ARCURI WILL BE TEACHING TOGETHER
Daniela Arcuri and Pedro, guest performers for the Media Luna Tango Project that opens on May 19 will be offering tango workshops during that weekend.
SATURDAY MAY 18
2 - 3:25 pm / CLASSIC SEQUENCES OF TANGO SALON with planeos & chang
e weight.

3:35 - 5 pm / MILONGA TRASPIE: Simple steps from the old milongueros.

Saturday Night Pedro & Daniela will be at Paso del Norte Tango Club, dancing and sharing with you

SUNDAY MAY 19
12 - 1:25 pm / BARRIDAS Y BOLEOS, Technique and contra-body dynamic.

1:45 - 3:00 pm / SACADAS Y GIROS (back sacadas for both rolls)
Workshops will be held at the Shundo Dance Studio *

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Individual Workshop - $30
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Murad Ali Jakarani
Feb 24, 2012 - 3:14PM
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Wow, I only needed to read the first few comments to realize how wrong this case of aamir ahsan khan handled till now. Our inequalities in our justice system ARE the result of a ruling class seeking domination over the poor, helpless people of this country , massive amounts of corruption within our government and especially the judicial system and everything that ever happens within government is a deliberate act. If aamir case is pending more is because someone power full like mention in story kausar iqbal malik of national accountability bureau wanted it that way. If only people who can afford to pay exorbitant sums to a ruling class of lawyers get “justice” then it is because it is deliberately structured that way. A test case for Chief Justice.


There were entire planets that, throughout their history, did not expend as much power as an Imperial-class Star Destroyer did in one hyperspace jump.


It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good!" said the teacher. "Now, who said, 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?'"
Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now, with almost a mob hysteria, the teacher said, "If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"
Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"
Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

Finally, someone threw an eraser at Pedro and another student shouted, "Duck"!
The teacher, just waking up and still a bit out of it, asked "Who said that?
Pedro: "Dick Cheney 2006!" :))


Sansad se badhiya to btech ki class hoti hai.


They Call it pride, I call it class, Lion don't Mingle with cat. Those who wait for me to crash, Shall depend on my pocket for CASH IJN


Proud of both my girls been selected as class represitives for placing the class Anzac weath at the full school assembally. The one time I do not go. Oh well Leonie Burke is now better then mummy as she was there to watch lol.


In a MATHS class where there were 4 Pirates players
(Mbesuma,Jali,Lekgwathi,and
Meyiwa)
and
4 Chiefs players (Khune,Parker,Mathoho,Tshabalala)

Lecture: Guys name all different
types of lines

Khune Perpendicular line
Lecture:Good
Parker:Horizontal line
Lecture:Nice one
Mathoho:Parallel line
Lecture:mhmmm,shappa Makhosi
Tshabalala:Vertical and straight line
Lecture:woow,keep it up,

now Pirates lets hear you

Mbesuma:""Power line""
Lecture:huh???
Jali:""main line""
Lecture:what the????
Lekgwathi:"panty liner"
Lecture:OMG
Meyiwa:Caroline

#lecture fainted


Wat a splendid 9t. Bayern showed class and team work. Ote gbemi


sir asif farooq class cancelled


I can't get enough of Wiz khalifa ft snoop french inhale, young wild and free.. World class lastly snoop lion La La La mmino ona o mfa energy le excitement hoseng ka joint!!


5th class ka student apne dost se:Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki"Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?
"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.


All the musicians and celebrities come in Dhaka , tickets goes like 7-8000 Taka . As I am from a low class family so I am not permitted to watch those programs live . Please don't think me as gross.


Out of 60 people in my EMT class I had the 5th highest score on my exam almost number 1


look if you alway's showing off your body then thats all boy gone want a real man want brains,class n lil freak will help


Those who have learnt to command the morning experience first class victory. To command the morning is to take charge of the day. It is to exercise dominion and to order the elements of nature, as well as the agents of the enemy, to bow to the wish of the Almighty. By so doing, evil plans are captured. The sentence of the enemy is rendered null and void.


Back in class ;) ;) let's see if I can make it to not get kicked out again b4 graduation l
ol


One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds..
"I'll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man
who ever lived..??"

An Irish boy raised hand & said,"It was St. Patrick."
The teacher said, that's wrong..

The Buddhist boy said, "Its Gautam Buddha.."
The teacher said, that's wrong..

Finally,
a Sindhi Boy said, "It was Jesus Christ"
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right..! & the teacher gave him
10 pounds..
she said, "Since you are a sindhi.. I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.."

Sindhi boy replied
"Yes.. In my heart I knew it was
Jhulelal, but Bijness is Bijness..:):):


About to leave my Big's Carlos Mansion to let him sleep for his early class tomorrow.


I remember an English professor writing this quote on the board. I never really took notes, I always doodled & wrote poems in a notebook during class instead. I did end up jotting this quote down though because I thought it was so good. Maybe some day I'll read the book.

"It was precisely the partial nature of these memories, their fragmentation, that made them so evocative for me. The shards of memory acquired greater status, greater resonance, because they were remains; fragmentation made trivial things seem like symbols, and the mundane acquired numinous qualities." - Salman Rushdie in "Imaginary Homelands"

I'm intrigued by the human mind in its search for meaning, the faculty of memory, & the factors that determine morality.



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#1236 a young speaker came to my (court-ordered) drug class regularly. she was younger than thirty but had already had a heart transplant. who knew such a colorful individual would come from such a promising school (;


#905- To the douchebag riding his skateboard on campus who knocked me over while I was going to class. Fuck you! It's not like you couldn't see me! I was in a fucking bright shirt! It's because of people like you that I have no hope in humanity since you didn't even bother stopping or trying to help me. Thanks for knocking my shoulder out of it's socket, asshole.


Ugh , did this lil grl jus tke a pic in ha training bra? ! I guess the generation of bitchs hving no self respect r class continues! !! in the wrds of my daughter #RATCHEIIII DELETE.DELETE.DELETE! !


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Mandarin TV on in the background, reading a Korean status update, and just home to my half-Japanese kids from a Filipino martial arts class where one of my training partners was Persian and I got to give a DVD of a redneck to a German.... Just another day in Los Angeles. I so love this city! ;-)


I have to commend my history professor because he teaches without holding back and sugar coating the ills of slavery. He is a white male about sixty something and taught a many prestigious Colleges. The class is about 70 students. Blacks, whites and international students. Some of these young students were shocked how Slaves were treated and how America was built. This professor candidly talk about history most people would shy away from or dilute it. I see racial healing in this class. This new generation is taking off their blinders. And a lot of them were ashamed. They asked questions and participate in enlightening discussions. I listen and absorb. I took a class of African-America literature that enlightened me so much. I recommend classes like this for every person. Maybe once we understand. We can turn the negativity around.


WEDNESDAY~
8:45am YOGA
10am Zumba and a quick review of our street Jam choreography, die-hards!
11:15am The 5th grade class from next door is coming over to dance!


Just finish my class, about to try to get another one half way done atleast <3


WE HAVE NOW OPENED!!! EMAIL ME OR FACEBOOK MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE WANTING A CLASS!!!


Gold Class Castle Hill - 5 of us seeing Iron Man 3 in 3d !


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mAlE
2011

This is 4 a very special girl... <3 she is currently in class 12th! she alwayz take me lightly bt m really in luv wid her ! :)
she is a very gud debator!
my dear angel, hope u remembr tht the day when i told u abt my feelings...ur reply was "plz..ab aap chance mat maaro mujh par" n if u r reading dis den hopefully u must have recognisd me! ^_^ dear...m damn serious abt u n koi chance nhi mar raha tum par.pls think ovr my feelings...waiting 4 u <3 :)


SHOWiNG NE IRON MAN 3, TAPUS iNG G.I JOE RETiLLiTiATiON EKEPA AYALBEN ! Yiiiii.
WTH. NO CLASS NO CASH :(


It's a done deal people. I'm tapping out. Unfortunately I have class in the morning and I refuse to be late ANNNYMORE :-P OAN: I hope you guys have a great night's rest and I hope that each of you remember to tell God "Thank You". I'm pretty sure you're thankful for SOMETHING. Good night people. <3


In class...BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING o-O


BHINEKA TUNGGAL EKA
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"Bhineka Tunggal Eka"It is an Indonesian state policy means Unity in Diversity.Indonesia having 88% muslim population maintaing this secular policy for few Christian,Hindu and Buddist population.Except few extremist muslim,majority Indonesian muslim obey it.They profess Islamic ideals but abstain from extremism.Their many national symbols are from Mahabharata,Ramayana and many Hindu myths.Garuda Airline's Garuda are such for example.Even 75% Indonesian still bears Hindu name.They wear sarong like our Bengali lungi.Still Indonesian muslim remains muslim.They performed hajj every year.No body questioned their muslimism.
On the otherhand Bengali muslim formed Muslim League in 1906 in Dhaka to fight political fight with Calcutta's rich and educated Hindu Babu.Jinnah sb joined it in 1932.He lead the muslim League till the achivement of Pakistan.Pakistan was achived by the all Indian muslim's blood,sweat and toils not only by Jinnah sb alone and notorious criminal General of army.After the achivement of Pakistan criminal military General Ayub,Wadera shahi or feaudal lord and Punjabi bureaucrat made Jinnah sb as Idol and Idolatry is the first sin of democracy.
By appeasement and fluttering Ayub with his cronies started poisoning the mind of Jinnah sb for Urdu language.In 1949 East Bengal Muslim League adopted a resolution demanding full autonomy except defense and foreign affairs(more stronger than Mujib's 6 point).But it was tolerated as democratic view. Many ethnic and religions group lived in Pakistan,but Liakat sb poisoned by criminal general,wadera shahi and civil punjabi officer and extremist Mollah coloured Pakistan with Islamic fashion and Mollah's opinion was given weight over MP.He also declared BPC(Basic principle Committee) Report where he offered 165 seat to East Bengal province in the House of people(Lower House) and 135 seat to remaining four province of west Pakistan.But in the House of Units(Upper House) he alloted 20 seats to each province,thus cheated and out numbered East Bengal in both House.However Liakat too were killed by criminal General Ayub by hired assassinator. Elected Leader of East Bengal can not answer to people or meet the immediate necessity of people such as flood,famine etc.because East Bengal Government had to wait for everything's decision from Centre,which was expensive and time consuming.Punjabi Buearocracy at Centre willfully delayed decision.They are brothers only when Bengalis demand suited as advantageous to them.So On 4th November,1950 Grand National Convention in Dhaka demand full autonomy for East Bengal except defense,foreign affairs and currency(as like as 6 points)-being democratic state it was also tolerated but not fulfilled. Criminal General Ayub,criminal Wadera shahi(feudal lord) and notorious buerocrat considered Pakistan as their personal fiefdom.Golam Mohammad dismissed Nazimuddin Government on 17th April 1953 when he still majority in assembly and disolve the constitution commitee.He also offered Chief criminal General the post of defense Minister. Tamizuddin Khan the then speaker challenge it,but Justice Munir having sufficient fund and being an active member of these criminal gang legalise the decision of Golam's illegal order.In 1954 Malik Feroz Khan Noon grouped 4 province calling it West Pakistan and converted East Bengal into East Pakistan.In the same year East pakistani muslim send the Muslim League to grave from East pakistan for ever.In 1956 Pakistan constitution was passed including Noon's grouping-East Pakistani muslim accept it only for the sake of democracy.In 1957 East Pakistan Legislative assembly reaffirmed the demand of autonomy except defense,foreign affairs and currency,but Iskandar and Ayub replied by declaring section92(a)dismissing Provincial Govt.and dissolve all assembly-restricted political activities.Criminal General Ayub thought that why I shall remain 2nd fiddle when I have gun power and baton in hand and declared Jungle law keeping Iskander as head and 3 weeks later expelled Iskander from Pakistan and made himself 2nd to Allah in Pakistan.From then on these criminal General started to blame Bengali muslim as traitor,agent of India and not true muslim as their standard.Bengali muslim did not drink wine as Ayub drank with Christine keeler and yahiya in the laps of actress Rani.As ill luck Bengali muslim,who formed muslim league and fight for Paksitan when Punjab's CM Sikandar Hayat with his party opposed it and fight for their religion with upper class Hindu Babu.Ayub and his criminal General termed us as agent of India.General Forman Ali who killed 5000 intellectual seen Bengali muslim to wear dhuti,which is the dress of Hindu.Infact Bengali muslim wear Lungi like Burmese,Malay and Indonesian.Yahiya only wants earth not people.By these criminal General's inspiration Niazi want to change our ethnic character by raping 400,000 women and killing 3million Bengali muslim in 71.Niazi was so much shameless that he told another General Khadim Raja to supply girl to him.Khadim admitted it in his book,"Stranger to my own country".Myriud such events was admitted by Pakistan armies PRO Siddique Salik,Forman Ali and many writer of present day Pakistan.
In those days of 1971 General Pakistani occupied with GHQ,Rawalpindi's designed propaganda did not raise their voice against the genocide in East Pakistan except Asmah Jahagir and his father,Hamid Mir's father,Air Chief Asghar Khan,Poet Faiz Ahmad Faiz,Tahira Mazhar and few other.
Sub-continents independece war of 1857 was controlled by British with the collaboration of Pathan and Punjabi muslim,Bengali upper class hindu,Sikh and Gurkha.
Pakistani drunkard General being ignorrant of politics and people actually shrank the country instead of defending.They were so cruel that they beat us,jaile us and at last killed 3 million Bengali Muslim for their looting.Pakistani criminal General and Norendra Modi of Guzrat are same.They used religion for looting and killing.Ex-Chief minister Lalu and present Chief minister of Bihar are thousands time better than these criminal General.Bullets sheds blood wheater it was thrown by Punjabi muslim General or Hindu politician.Kindness is a language which the blind can see and the deaf can hear.
So world citizen may raised their voice for those criminal General and Politician to justice who use religion,race and nationalism as weapons against humanity.Our slogan whould be BHINEKA TUNGGAL EKA.


hayi akuphilwanga kodwa kwesi skolo!ngabantwana netitshala zabo.lol .....uthi u in d middle of a lesson utitsha seriously nd nabantwana bemamele 4 A CHANGE..angene uteacher "molweni bantwana"simamele silindele I announcement,"akukho mntu uphethe icharger ye blackberry?"Gquzu intsini,d whole class....heeee hayi mandoyiswe!lolest !nd guess ngubani lo teacher ke.....


alhamdulillah..my second observation was done.lega..prepare for next week, my mentor will observe me. hopefully i can make it better than today. thanks to my class, 2 Delima coz your cooperations. we done it well.


Sometimes it's better to bunk a class and enjoy with friends, because today when i look back,marks never make me laugh, but memories do....