Saturday, 27 April 2013

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Job Synopsis
Walk-in Interview on 27- Apr-13, Saturday ( Only 2012 Batch - Fresher)
Company: Thinksoft Global Services Ltd
Experience: 0 to 1 yrs
Location: Chennai
Walk-in details: Date- 27th April, Starting Time: 10 AM

Job Description
Thinksoft is India's largest Domain focused independent software testing and Business Requirements Assurance Services Company. Its unique value proposition is built around its domain expertise in the Banking and Financial Services arena.

Walk-in Interview for Freshers (2012 Passouts ONLY).

DATE OF INTERVIEW: 27 April 2013, Saturday.

TIME: 9.30 AM to 12 PM.

POSITION OFFERED: Junior Test Engineer.


Thinksoft Global Services Ltd,

6A, Sixth Floor, Prince Infocity II,

No. 283/3 & 283/4, Rajiv Gandhi Salai (OMR),

Kandanchavadi, Chennai 600096.

Landmark: Next to Exemplarr Building & Viveks showroom.


•Group Discussion (GD)
•Written Exam
•HR/Technical Interview

TO CARRY (Mandatory):

•Candidates should carry a valid photo ID (Govt ID)
•Copy of the Provisional certificate.
•Print out of this call letter.


•You are required to carry this CALL LETTER failing which your entry will be restricted.
•Candidates getting through the GD should be available for the written test, which would be conducted the same day or a later day.
•Candidates who have appeared for the interview process in last 6 months are not encouraged.
•Selected candidates should be willing to furnish a Bank Guarantee.



Thinksoft Global Services Ltd.

Role: Testing Engineer
Role Category: Programming & Design
Industry Type: IT-Software / Software Services
Functional Area: IT Software - QA & Testing
Keywords: fresher, communication, day shift, testing, software, IT, 2012, BE, B.Tech,, computer science , CSE

Desired Candidate Profile
Education: (UG - Any Graduate - Any Specialization) OR (PG - Any PG Course - Any Specialization) OR (Doctorate - Any Doctorate - Any Specialization)

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My husband is an Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature, and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders.

Three years of courtship and now, two years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The reasons of me loving him before, has now transformed into the cause of all my restlessness.

I am a sentimental woman and extremely sensitive when it comes to a relationship and my feelings, I yearn for the romantic moments, like a little girl yearning for candy. My husband, is my complete opposite, his lack of sensitivity, and the inability of bringing romantic moments into our marriage has disheartened me about love.

One day, I finally decided to tell him my decision, that I wanted a divorce.

“Why?” he asked, shocked. “I am tired, there are no reasons for everything in the world!” I answered. He kept silent the whole night, seems to be in deep thought with a lighted cigarette at all times. My feeling of disappointment only increased, here was a man who can’t even express his predicament, what else can I hope from him? And finally he asked me:” What can I do to change your mind?”

Somebody said it right, it’s hard to change a person’s personality, and I guess, I have started losing faith in him. Looking deep into his eyes I slowly answered : “Here is the question, if you can answer and convince my heart, I will change my mind, Let’s say, I want a flower located on the face of a mountain cliff, and we both are sure that picking the flower will cause your death, will you do it for me?” He said :” I will give you your answer tomorrow….” My hopes just sank by listening to his response.

I woke up the next morning to find him gone, and saw a piece of paper with his scratchy handwriting, underneath a milk glass, on the dining table near the front door, that goes…. My dear, “I would not pick that flower for you, but please allow me to explain the reasons further..” This first line was already breaking my heart. I continued reading.

“When you use the computer you always mess up the Software programs, and you cry in front of the screen, I have to save my fingers so that I can help to restore the programs. You always leave the house keys behind, thus I have to save my legs to rush home to open the door for you. You love traveling but always lose your way in a new city, I have to save my eyes to show you the way. You always have the cramps whenever your “good friend” approaches every month, I have to save my palms so that I can calm the cramps in your tummy.

You like to stay indoors, and I worry that you will be infected by infantile autism. I have to save my mouth to tell you jokes and stories to cure your boredom. You always stare at the computer, and that will do nothing good for your eyes, I have to save my eyes so that when we grow old, I can help to clip your nails, and help to remove those annoying white hairs. So I can also hold your hand while strolling down the beach, as you enjoy the sunshine and the beautiful sand… and tell you the color of flowers, just like the color of the glow on your young face… Thus, my dear, unless I am sure that there is someone who loves you more than I do… I could not pick that flower yet, and die.. ”

My tears fell on the letter, and blurred the ink of his handwriting… and as I continue on reading… “Now, that you have finished reading my answer, if you are satisfied, please open the front door for I am standing outside bringing your favorite bread and fresh milk… I rush to pull open the door, and saw his anxious face, clutching tightly with his hands, the milk bottle and loaf of bread….

Now I am very sure that no one will ever love me as much as he does, and I have decided to leave the flower alone…

That’s life, and love. When one is surrounded by love, the feeling of excitement fades away, and one tends to ignore the true love that lies in between the peace and dullness.

Love shows up in all forms, even very small and cheeky forms, it has never been a model, it could be the most dull and boring form.. . flowers, and romantic moments are only used and appear on the surface of the relationship. Under all this, the pillar of true love stands… and that’s our life… Love, not words win arguments…


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1. The image you need to set as the background should be a .jpg file and it’s size should not exceed 245KB.

2. The image resolution can be anything of your choice. However I prefer 1440 x 900 or 1024 x 768. You can use any of the photo editing software such as Photoshop to compress and set the resolution for your image. Once you’re done, save this image as backgroundDefault.jpg.

3. You will need to copy this image to
You will need to create that path if it does not already exist on your computer.

4. Now open the Registry Editor (Start -> Run -> Type regedit) and navigate to the following key

If Background does not exist rightclick LogonUI, select New and then Key, and then name it Background. Now locate OEMBackground (listed on the right side). If it does not exist, right-click Background and select New and then DWORD and name it OEMBackground.

5. Double-click on OEMBackground and set the Value Data to 1.

6. Now log-off to see the new logon screen background. If you would like to revert back to the default background, just set the Value Data back to 0.

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Economic growth probably gained steam in the first quarter on strong consumer spending, but the momentum is already ebbing and could slow further as the impact of automatic government spending cuts kick in.

Gross domestic product likely expanded at a 3.0 percent annual rate, according to a Reuters poll of economists, after growth nearly stalled at 0.4 percent in the fourth quarter.

Part of the expected acceleration in activity will reflect farmers filling up silos after a drought last summer decimated crop output. Removing farm inventories, growth would probably be around a mediocre 2 percent rate, economists said.

"If we do come in near consensus, it will be a false positive reading for the economy," said Robert Dye, chief economist at Comerica in Dallas. "It is still in that weak-to-moderate growth range of around 2 percent and is still struggling to maintain forward momentum."

The Commerce Department will release the first-quarter GDP report on Friday at 8:30 a.m (1230 GMT).

Given signs the economy has weakened in recent weeks, the GDP data will probably not get much play in U.S. financial markets. It is not expected to carry a lot weight at next week's Federal Reserve policy meeting either. The U.S. central bank is widely expected to keep purchasing bonds at a pace of $85 billion a month.

"The reality is the deceleration in the data that we have seen in the last weeks is going to be at the forefront, especially when you look at the Fed meeting next week," said Jacob Oubina, a senior U.S. economist at RBC Capital Markets in New York. "They are going to mark down their economic assessment. The second quarter is tracking closer to 1 percent."

Data ranging from employment to retail sales and manufacturing weakened substantially in March after robust gains in the first two months of the year. There are indications the weakness persisted into April.


The GDP report is expected to show contributions to growth from all areas of the economy, with the exception of government, trade and investment by businesses in offices and other commercial buildings.

Consumer spending, which accounts for more than two-thirds of U.S. economic activity, is expected to have increased at around a 3 percent pace, which would be its fastest since at least the first quarter of 2011. It grew at a 1.8 percent rate in the fourth quarter.

Much of the anticipated gains in first-quarter spending are expected to come from automobile purchases and outlays for utilities, which were boosted by unusually cold temperatures. Consumers managed to step up their spending despite the return of a 2 percent payroll tax and higher gasoline prices.

Another big contributor is expected to be a much faster pace of inventory accumulation. Inventories are expected to add as much as a full percentage point to GDP growth after chopping off 1.5 points from output in the final three months of last year.

While business spending on equipment and software likely slowed, it is still expected to have added to growth.

Economists caution that it is too early to blame the cooling in business investment and other more recent signs of economic softness on the $85 billion in mandatory government spending cuts, known as the sequester, that began on March 1.

"I don't think we are going to feel the full drag of that until the third quarter, so we got a ways to go before we fully understand what the full effects of fiscal tightening are," said Comerica's Dye.

Homebuilding is expected to have marked an eighth straight quarter of growth, though the pace probably moderated from the fourth quarter. Housing added to growth last year for the first time since 2005 and its recovery should help ensure the economy does not contract.

The stronger dollar during the quarter likely weighed on export growth, with the resulting trade deficit being a drag on output. The dollar strengthened about 4 percent on a trade-weighted basis from January through March.

"This is coming at a time when the global economic recovery is beginning to show signs of strain," said Millan Mulraine, a senior economist at TD Securities in New York.

When Unity Software reverts progress in front of your eyes and you lose a week worth of work during crunch time. :c

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Gapture is a digital marketing agency specializing in solutions for businesses who wish to expand their marketing reach and presence online. We offer services ranging from social media management to digital ad campaigns and management.
We're expanding our workforce by opening up internship positions in our company and are seeking to recruit young enthusiastic individuals to an internship program that will help them acquire skills and experience neccesary to kickstart their career in their desired field.

... We currently have opening for intership for following positions:


Job Description:
• Design & Develop web layout, animation and graphical images
• Capable of researching, designing, developing and implementing web site
and Facebook app which incorporated usability and visual factors.
• Content management.

• Proficient in Adobe Illustrator, Photoshop, Flash and Dreamweaver.
• Basic knowledge of HTML, Javascript and CSS.
• Passionate about design and UI (User Interface).
• Experience in CMS (Wordpress or Joomla) is an unfair advantage.
• Own laptop with neccesary softwares (Adobe Illustrator,Photoshop, Flash
and etc).


Job Description:
• Plan and create and schedule content for feeds in various social media
• Interact with our communities and create meaningful conversations
surrounding client's brand and content.
• Remove spam, engage and response to fans/followers' posts in timely
• Analyze measurables (engagements, people-talk-about-this) weekly and
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• Generate monthly reports.

• Excellent command english. Perfect grammar knowledge is expected.
• Active personal social media profiles.
• Passionate about social media.
• Proficient in online searches.
• Proficient in presentation software (Microsoft PowerPoint or Apple Keynote).
• Proficient in document and spreadsheet software (Microsoft Office or
• Own laptop with neccesary softwares (Microsoft Office or OpenOffice and

Any one interested may contact Cik Siti Hidayah at Office: 1-700-817236 or
Fax: 1-700-810135

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(note to self 2: the robots should all look like hot women)


(note to self 3: call patent office)

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